Men will call you hot,
Just to get inside your twat
—Me having a stroke of poetic genius
Ohhhhh no oh my god I have to leave
kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight
Dude check out this shark
What I love about fapping so frequently is that my period never surprises me. If u ain’t bleedin’ yet but the tip of ur dildo shows some blood, time to put on a pad. I call this the dipstick method.
i have midterms tomorrow and here i am
A genuine Richard Nixon campaign button from 1972..